another poem; this is for anyone who woke up one day and noticed the heel on our collective throats
more poetry that’s been taking up a lot of my time
bubblegumisthebestflavorofgum asked: Don't talk shit on Mountain Dew or Dorities. I'll drop the fuckin' people's elbow on your candy ass. Ask me if I care if this isn't a question, I don't give a fuck.
Anonymous asked: That was the most pathetic excuse for a rebound I've ever read in my life. The amount of time you put into it was slightly funny.. But my points still stand. You do literally nothing but bring more bigotry/hate onto tumblr (as if there wasn't enough already) and you're infecting people with your sick ideas of "bursting with self-confidence." Why don't you try doing something productive for the world instead? You can continue throwing insults at me, I'm just stating the truth.
you haven’t made any points, all you’re doing is slobbering out the word “pathetic” occasionally as if taking a condescending and judgmental tone makes up for the complete lack of substance in your messages. plus i’d place your command of language at about 8th grade level, and that’s being pretty generous
the fact that you see self-confidence as a disease explains a lot about why you’re anon messaging an okc blog. but there’s your problem: you’re on the wrong side of the internet. the people who call defending yourself from unwanted sexual advances ‘bigotry’ and want to continue to objectify and marginalize women is thataway. i’m sure they’re just as enthusiastic as you are about tone policing or whatever your angle for muting us is.
BONUS: here are some links to aid you on your journey, hope this helps
quench that thirst!!
for your dorcheeto-dusted fingers
maybe for grooming??
Anonymous asked: No, you're just a cruel keyboard warrior on ok cupid. It's pathetic, and even more pathetic you try to talk yourself up like you're doing something special. People like you are why others look at tumblr blogs. Stop spreading your stupidity.
thanks google, you’re a lifesaver
Anonymous asked: I find what you do disgusting for both men and women. You're a hate filled little person and I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't so stupid.
au contraire anon, i’m practically bursting with love and self-respect. it’s why i vociferously refuse to swallow peoples’ bullshit when it comes to dating, and why i showcase it here— to inspire that same sense of self-admiration in those similarly besieged, beleaguered, and belittled by ignorant disrespectful fuckwads who objectify us at every turn
if you identify more with the delicate feelings of (trans)misogynistic walking trash heaps whipping their genitalia out two sentences into a conversation after specifically being told not to, especially enough to cook up a choice anon message like this, then you should seriously reevaluate your life and how you spend it
anyway have a great day hope you learned something useful kiddo
most of the messages in my inbox anymore are just timid admiration of how my profile’s written
it’s flattering but i need a fucking challenger
i may change gears soon
Anonymous asked: Love the fraudulent tone of moral indignation from a man judging other men for trying to get laid. Like you have no idea how they could behave so boorishly. You pudgy-faced fuck.
do you have any idea how excited i am to get anon hate? for real, giddiness this severe should be outlawed
anyway enjoy this reaction gif that i think perfectly captures what you’re doing here, thanks for playing and come back real soon <3